Gale family farmyard, from "the Wizard of Oz." Towards the back of the yard is a large camera, about the size of an ox. A man peers out from...

Gale family farmyard, from "the Wizard of Oz." Towards the back of the yard is a large camera, about the size of an ox. A man peers out from within, distorted by the curvature of the lens. He's wearing a Santa Claus hat.

On the right is a long oaken table with colorful cakes that look like turtles, armadillos and ladybugs. They're on glass stands.

young people crowd the table, kept back by a thick red velour rope festooned along numerous bronze stanchions.

In the center Dorothy Gale, herself, is reclining on a paisley upholstered divan and painting her toenails aquamarine, seemingly oblivious to everything going on around her. On the left is a line of twenty brontosauruses standing up on their hind legs dancing the can-can. They're wearing pink tutus. ...

They have their "arms" draped across each other's shoulders. They're laughing uproariously. Sprinkled all around are chickens pecking at the ground. Overhead, lounging in some puffy clouds, are Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo. They're tossing down silver confetti shaped like picnic baskets.

The sun is shining. Oh yeah, and the brontosauruses are wearing shoes, six inch black patent leather stiletto heels. Done in the style of Vermeer.