Your Interruption Is... Unappreciated...

The thought flashes through your mind as you come face to face with... the most beautiful woman you have ever seen in your life. Your heart thumps in your chest and you can't tell if it is because of the scowl on her flawless face or the swirls of magic gathering into the fatal spell above the palms of her hands or because of her unparalleled beauty... "Why are you here? Who are you? Speak or die!" Your mouth gapes, no sound coming out. Her open hands turn to you, the death spell she's conjuring brightening to a chaotic peak. "I LOVE YOU!" you blurt out. The spell pops, spins toward you for a moment, the sputters to a smoking splatter on the tiles between you with a pathetic dying "Pffft!". The sorceress' eyes widen and her cheeks flush. "WHAT??" her previously powerful and terrifying voice was now a choked squeak. "Oh Liege-lights help me." You stutter, suddenly realizing what you'd said. "WHAT DID YOU SAY??" her powerful voice recovered. Too dangerous to back out. "I... love you..."