The Doctor won’t see you, now – Dr. Googly-eyes Von Squinty, voted Ophthalmic of the year in 1963, was struggling to cope with the challenges of eye care in the 21st Century and a wife who seemed to grow increasingly more distant and distorted with each passing day.
Dr. Googly-eyes Von Squinty, the Ophthalmic eye surgeon, proudly poses for the front page of Opticians’ Weekly magazine wearing his new invention ’invisible tri-focal glasses,’ which he claims will revolutionise both defective vision and the fashion industry.