Well that Vacu-Vac looks capable of cleaning itself too, plenty of hose there. You might even consider dumping the Hoover. Yeah I know, horrible, almost unthinkable idea, but let that sink in.
Wow!!!! You folks really blow me away with your creativity and ridiculousness! So many bizarre, twisted, clever entries. It really is a treat to see what people come up with.
I appreciate the efforts and I thank all of you for giving me a belly laugh. I'll be adding these items to my wish list next year.
Next challenge is "Design Fails" which will be starting soon.