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The "supposed", real, behind the scenes story of Gorn's meteoric, then collapsed career trajectory.
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It's mostly a rehash of apocryphal mature encounters with 1960s starlets, a tell-all about his addiction to Rice-A-Roni, and the short, but fruitful clean years, before being hit and killed by a golf cart driven by Buddy Hackett, ON PURPOSE!.^
^Buddy was given a lifetime achievement and Golden Bumper award by the city of Los Angeles for his efforts.
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Busload_of_Nuns @Busload_of_Nuns
This gorn > the new CG ones on Strange New Worlds
2025-09-21T18:26:17.782ZReply
I barely made it through the first sentence, Jesus Christ.
Ah, of course—Gorn’s meteoric rise and fall, fueled by Rice-A-Roni binges, starlet escapades, and a tragically short clean streak… and then, naturally, Buddy Hackett takes him out via golf cart. Hollywood really outdid itself this time. Absolute genius!🖤🖤🖤
Nice thighs... At least he knows his fashion, and the proper way to... beverage.
San Francisco was understandably pissed, since Gorn had single-handedly funded countless corrupt campaigns through his Rice-A-Roni addiction. The L.A.- S.F. rivalry lives on to this day.
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