The terrified teapot climbs into the attic, determined to finally clean up the dusty mess. Boxes creak, cobwebs stretch across old furniture, and the air feels thick with neglect. Then it spots something strange. A familiar celebrity face peeks out from the shadows. The teapot brightens and steps closer, almost excited. But something isn’t right. That face is attached to a body with eight legs. It moves. It twitches. It’s a black widow!