Hello, this is the agent for the crane (his name is Sid, BTW) and my client is a little peeved he didn't get top billing. We respectfully submit that since a greater proportion of his body appears in front of a greater proportion of her body, it should be titled "Crane [or alternately, Sid Fiddlestone the Crane, but he's willing to compromise that if you omit her name, then you should be able to omit his as well] and Geisha"