The Daily Prophet Special Evening Edition: SHOCKING EXCLUSIVÉ: The Boy Who Lived... Can never die?!

In an explosive revelation certain to send shockwaves through the wizarding world, The Daily Prophet has obtained irrefutable evidence that Harry Potter, the so-called "Boy Who Lived," is in fact no boy at all, but an undead creature of the night!

Eyewitnesses claim Potter has not aged a day since the Battle of Hogwarts, his skin unnaturally pale and his eyes gleaming with a predatory sheen.

Several sources, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of being exsanguinated, report that Potter now only emerges after sundown and avoids all public appearances involving mirrors or garlic laced canapés.

Auror Dawlish, visibly shaken, told this reporter, “We should’ve known. No one survives that many encounters with Voldemort without some kind of... cost.”

Ministry officials refuse to comment, but if Potter walks among us as one of the undead, the question must be asked: Is he still the hero we need, or the monster we've invited in?