Given his size, you wouldn't expect he's a light-weight.
He can't handle more that 4 beers before hibernation takes hold.
We've been at baseball games where after 3 innings, he's formed a structure from beer cups and slept in it for 6 weeks.
Try getting the clean-up crew to acquiesce to this!
(I saw
@Dale did a fun sombrero pic, so I said to myself,
self, you're weirder than he is! Do your own!)