[The scene is a dusty street in a western town. A wagon with a large sign that reads "Dr. BrokeComic Elixir" is parked outside a saloon. A crowd of curious townsfolk has gathered around the wagon, where a man in a flashy suit and a top hat is standing on a wooden crate, holding a bottle of dark liquid.]
BrokeComic: Ladies and gentlemen, I am here today to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to purchase the most amazing product ever invented by human ingenuity: Dr. BrokeComic Elixir! This is no ordinary snake oil, my friends, this is the real deal! This elixir is made from the finest ingredients, including the oil of the rare and exotic Chinese water snake, which has been proven to cure all kinds of ailments, from arthritis to bursitis, from rheumatism to eczema, from headaches to toothaches, and much more!
[BrokeComic points to a poster on the side of the wagon, which shows a drawing of a snake and a list of diseases that the elixir supposedly cures.]