HOW TO GIVE A CAT A BATH • Emergency Procedures for the Overconfident

They said it would be simple.

"Just put the cat in the tub."

Seven minutes later, the bathroom had been declared a hazardous zone, one towel was missing in action, the rubber duck had requested reassignment, and Steve from Tactical Response was negotiating with a furious six-pound insurgent who had discovered claws.

Chapter One: Preparing the Bathroom Chapter Two: Accepting Your Mistake Chapter Three: First Aid Chapter Four: Why Is the Cat Dry and Everything Else Wet? Chapter Five: Apologize. Offer Treats. Never Speak of This Again.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The scars eventually faded."