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Scientists were not prepared for the discovery of the Sphynx Bat.
Part cat, part bat, and entirely convinced it is the center of the universe, the rare creature spends its evenings hanging upside down in enchanted gardens waiting for someone to admire it.
Unlike ordinary bats, it does not navigate by echolocation. It navigates by attention.
When ignored, it flaps dramatically.
When complimented, it pretends not to care.
When offered treats, it suddenly becomes everyone's best friend.
Researchers have concluded that while the Sphynx Bat appears to be a fascinating evolutionary mystery, it is actually just a cat with wings.
Which, in hindsight, explains everything.