Now, @Dale had a nice, high-brow (a realm I've heard of, but have never visited) concept based on Book VI of Plato's Republic, the allegory of The Ship Of Fools.
Me? I have an imbecile who stuffed a child's trampoline in an ersatz coracle.
Ah thank you— yours does include an “I Farted” shirt, which I like to think Plato would consider the pinnacle of a well-functioning democratic society; after all, he who would admit to his faults and foibles is one to be trusted indeed.