If Frida Kahlo designed a papier maché eco-compostable coffin...

Seems a pity to bury or burn such a beautiful final-resting vessel. I'm tempted to buy my own in advance and display it in my den filled with love letters from all my suitors over many years. I'll make sure to give it a few coats of waterproof lacquer as my seaside cottage does err on the damp side and I wouldn't want my casket to fall apart before I get a chance to rest eternally in it. One of my suitors actually called my cottage "MOIST!" - such a filthy, dirty word with all manner of sordid connotations... I unsuitored him and added an extra lump of coal to the fire to celebrate my dumping. I can't be doing with male suitors who engage their mouth before they've put their brain in gear! ⚙️