Dude--you sleep too much. You need more coffee & less sleep. Then you won't have nightmares. Simple.
This is well done, & I've seen much creepier stuff on here, so no big worries. They flagged me for having an alien put his kid on a school bus this PM, so I they can misinterpret the most banal jokes, but I've seen lots of corpses & severed heads on here, so I guess it's certain keywords that do it. Prompt on!