...and...I placed it on the dining room table to search for an envelope, and Ms. Sausage managed to easily turn the windfall into $18 and $4982 worth of confetti.
I have learned great lessons of patience and humility from this cat, but if I ever win another cash prize, I'm stuffing her into a cast iron pipe and launching her, mortar-style, into outer-space.
this cat kinda reminds me of the orange man, but once he's finished, the central banks probably won't be able to put the pieces back together and replace them any time soon anymore š