I used to have a buddy at work, his wife, otherwise a very gentle soul, used a cast iron frying pan on his head, if he made a detour after work, going to the bar instead of straight home.
Create an image of a disheveled bride of Frankenstein, her stitches are coming loose and her hair is frazzled/she's wearing a stained torn 1950's style dress/She is standing over Frankenstein in the kitchen brandishing a rolling pin/Frankenstein is cringing away from her/lightning storm out the window/noir/low ...