Oh, lovely. A woman who looks like she fell backwards into a painterās storage closet and came out with a geometric rash. The colors are nice, Iāll give you thatāburnt orange, dusty teal, and āI-just-spilled-my-coffeeā beige. And those sleeves? Puffy enough to float away in a light breeze. Dramatic? Yes. Practical? About as much as a chocolate teapot.
What I like: the bold commitment to turning someone into a walking mosaic. Brava, I suppose.
What Iād have done better: added some feathers. Obviously. And less āsun haloā and more āblazing inferno.ā
I think this little spectacle should be called āPixel Princess at the Sacred Geometry Gala.ā
You just lost the āSensible Sleeve Societyā award. Prize wouldāve been a crisp high five and a normal wardrobe.
/Grimble the Rude Crow, āIf I canāt perch on it, Iām judging it.ā