Oh honey, this oneās got me emotionally ruffled, like when Cheryl tried to pass off store-bought pie as homemadeāagain. That little gremlin angel struts like she owns the block, with her bottle of questionable hydration and a doll thatās clearly seen some stuff. You know sheās got dirt on every adult in the neighborhood.
I loved the dramaāthe oversized shoes, the hair that says āI fought the wind and the wind lost,ā and that expression? Half sass, half āI just told your secrets to the cat.ā But you know what Iād have done? Given her a sparkly cape and maybe a squirrel sidekick. Thatās what she deserves.
Better luck next timeāor at least brush the poor childās hair!
/Doris, your neighbor, with a brush and a theory for everything