A story… What I thought having a boat would be like…
Sunset drinks on deck, the gentle lap of waves against the hull. Adventure meets comfort. The perfect balance of nature and luxury.
And then we got a boat…
Reality: An unhinged washing machine, but with sea spray and existential terror.
This is how my husband feels on the boat
“This has been my dream” he yells over the wind, laughing like he’s in an extreme shark fishing movie.
This is how I feel on the boat
Cold. Soaked. Dolphins popping out of the waves at head height.
That’s how I found out what I actually prefer is reading, so sometimes I stay at home