"THE BOMBASTIC BAD-LUCK-LASS and HER SOLDIER KITTIES FIGHTING THE EVIL AXIS SPYS IN HALOGEN CITY, ILLINOIS, THE GOOD OLE' U.S. of A!"

In Halogen City, land of stars and stripes, Bad-Luck-Lass, with her red hair, takes flight. With her soldier kitties by her side, They'll thwart those Axis spies with American pride!

In the good ole' U.S. of A, they stand tall, Fighting evil in a heroic brawl. Bad-Luck-Lass, a dynamo of luck and charm, She'll keep Halogen City safe from harm!

Her soldier kitties, fierce and true, Together, there's nothing they can't do. With a pow and a bam, they'll save the day, It's the Golden Age of Comics, they'll lead the way!