Oh heavens, hold onto your knickers—this one’s a scorcher!
Title? “The Lighthouse That Ate the Sun”
Awarded the Turbulent Teacup Tempest Trophy for Most Dramatic Sky-to-Sea Emotional Spiral.
This masterpiece is clearly documenting the night in 1987 when Old Mervyn Blathersby accidentally summoned a weather god by whistling “My Heart Will Go On” too close to the foghorn. The clouds still haven’t recovered. That lighthouse isn’t warning ships—it’s guarding a portal to the Scone Dimension.
Radiantly yours in maritime mystery,
Doris, Certified Gale Whisperer and Keeper of Lighthouse Secrets