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Thank you for participating in the NC Alien Invasion Challenge. For one challenge only, we Zogs from the planet Zigglezoggle subtly took over the proceedings. (Not that anybody noticed, of course.) Our grand ambition was to determine if the human race possessed the qualities of sentimentality and kindness.

You, have demonstrated these traits exquisitely with your marvelous creation. Consequently, you have managed to save your planet from our potentially invasive intentions. This revelation must fill you with an ineffable sense of joy and relief.

To mark this occasion, we have left a bottle of celebratory fizz with one of our representatives, Moix. Moix, who incidentally is known for his own rather thought-provoking endeavors, will ensure you receive it. Now, go forth and celebrate your inadvertent heroism, knowing that you have successfully spared Earth from the rather inconvenient fate of interstellar subjugation.