This nimrod actually got the U.S. Congress to prohibit the sale of alcohol in the United States!
That's right ALCOHOL!!!
Liquids containing this gift of nature sustain life! Lubricate social activities! Give forth gushers of B vitamins! And account for 90% of my caloric intake!
OH! MY FAINTING COUCH!
What an incarnation of the purest evil this Andrew Volstead was.
Make an image of this man standing in the middle of a large backyard in front of a backporch of an old farmhouse, he is standing upright and stern, and hitting the top of a wooden keg of beer and labeled "BEER" with a hand-axe, a spray of foamy liquid spurting out at the split, his other hand is holding ...