"Somehow in my quiet contemplation, I drifted into slumber. Next thing I knew, I was walking on a really smelly bog somewhere in Louisiana. There was a lighted shack nearby so I decided to head there for shelter. On my way there, I saw a humungous swamp creature rise out of the water, its body crawling with moss, grass and algae. I noticed its two illuminated eyes, a yellow nose that kind of looked like an eye and a long beard. My heart sank a little 'cause it looked really sad. I assume nobody ever visits this creature and it might have been staying in the swamp because it felt unwanted. To show that I was friendly, I decided to forgo the cozy shack and stay with the swamp creature. It smiled a little as I sat beside it on a stump and shared my life story. I know it couldn't talk, but the nods of approval proved to me all it wanted was someone to talk to.
Hey, monsters need friends too, right?"