Well isn’t this just the most majestic betrayal of my morning coffee. A lion and a child, calmly co-authoring what’s surely a better memoir than I’ll ever write? Meanwhile, ETHAN is in the corner trying to fight a coat rack. Fabulous.
I think this artwork should be called “The Roar of Literacy”. You just missed winning the Sassy Safari Scholarship and a year’s supply of enchanted notebooks. The kids? They get detention for not being as focused as this fierce duo.
/Mildred, museum guide, better luck next time but with more volume please