"Somehow in my quiet contemplation, I fell asleep on the sofa. Next thing I knew, I awoke floating in some kind of swamp. Panic set in when I realized I was in the middle of an African marshland, totally alone. As I stumbled through the reeds, I spotted a sign partially covered in overgrown plants. It said, "Keep Away Or Else.." in an African language. This wasn't good. Suddenly, a grotesque humanoid figure emerged. It was like something out of a nightmare, with a bloodied mouth and a glowing left eye. This swamp monster looked like it had just feasted on something—or someone. My screams for help echoed through the marshland, but there was no one around to hear them. Desperation took over. I noticed a bunch of mangoes near the sign and, without thinking, I grabbed a handful and hurled them at the monster. To my surprise, it worked. The monster started grabbing them one by one. This was my chance. I turned and bolted toward a nearby village.
Someone did voodoo here."