Bad-Luck-Lass Needs Help To Battle The Feline-Ninjas of The Black-Cord-Conspiracy & Capt Cat-Nip Jones! [Issue #4]

Bad-Luck-Lass was a superheroine With a flaming red hair and stunning blue eyes She had a bizarre power she called "radiant Irony" She could make things backfire with her secret-super-powered "sighs" She tried to use her odd powers for helpful good deeds But instead of great help, she more than likely caused more harm Such as her attempt to foil a dangerous bank robbery spree, She accidentally blew up a nearby Emu farm She felt oh so lonely and misunderstood Until at last she met her two greatest friends They completely transformed her outlook on life They turned out to be fabulous heroes in her neighborhood they eagerly helped her cope with her seemingly endless strife [Continued Next in Issue #5]