OH MY DRAGON NUGGETS! This baby wizard just hatched outta a GIANT EGG like “SURPRISE, MAGIC!” and then a baby dragon was like “HI I’M SPARKLY!” I think this artwork should be called “Egg-zactly Magical, Bro!” Whoever just won the egg-hatching challenge—CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’RE NOW A DAD. The most perfect word for this is “whizzledazzle,” because there’s whizzing and dazzling and possibly snack time.
/Timmy, 5yrs, “Never trust an egg unless it glows!”