PITCH
Say hello to WRAITHCROW 9000™—the first AI-powered, demon-possessed scarecrow that not only terrifies birds but also judges your life choices. Equipped with gust-reactive cloak thrashing and existential whisper mode. 87% of crows went to therapy.
REVIEWS FROM THE PUBLIC
“My crops screamed but thrived.” – Haunted Hank
“Even my nightmares need therapy now.” – Raven Ronda
SUGGESTED AD CAMPAIGN NAME
“FIELDS OF FEAR. HARVEST OF HORROR.”
CAMPAIGN LOCATION
Broadcast only at 3:33 AM on static-filled farm radios in the Midwest.
CHUCK’S COMMENT
Finally, a scarecrow with the energy of your ex during a lightning storm breakup.
TITLE SUGGESTION
“Harvest of the Damned”
AWARD IT JUST WON
The Best Use of Hay in a Horror-Fashion Crossover, prize: haunted flannel shirt from 1842.
— Chuck “Brandstorm” McSnazzle
“Sow the terror. Reap the branding.”