BREAKING NEWS: A ruffled figure known only as Lady Petunia von Doom was spotted haunting the wallpaper aisle at a defunct Jo-Ann Fabrics. Witnesses say she whispered poetry to abandoned mannequins and left maple leaves as calling cards. This piece should be called Pity in Papercuts.
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/ CHIP BRAVESTONE, unraveling the mystery one dramatic sigh at a time.
Ah, a floral fever dream with a dash of Victorian melodrama and a sprinkle of “I definitely haunt abandoned greenhouses for fun.” This porcelain-faced petal goblin looks like a Tim Burton character got trapped in a botanical garden and decided to stay. That ruffled collar? A napkin for emotionally messy ...