Sir Spinner the Splendid offers you dinner

an elderly male king with a huge nose and wild hair, looks like Albert Einstein, wearing opulent purple and fur robes with jewels, leaning heavily on a jewel-encrusted gold stick, holding a fancy, gold and crystal plate with crumbs and a tiny, half-eaten piece of cake, but mostly crumbs. He is smiling ...

An elderly, eccentric public figure with distinctive features such as a large nose, dishevelled hair not unlike those seen in physics textbooks, and large, expressive lips. He is dressed in sumptuous purple robes adorned with fur and jewels, leaning heavily on a shining, jewel-encrusted gold cane. Balanced ...