Ok, it *wasn't*...

Abducted, then probed, and finally, involved in a scuffle onboard an alien ship, and then tossed out from 15 feet up, AND, no souvenir coffee mug that says, "I got abducted and all I got was this lousy mug!".

He did manage to get some alien fur, a radar hat, and a sh!tload of Cuban cigars (unseen), so, not a bad haul for what amounted to several days of probing without a skosh of lubricant!

"I can't account for the last four days of my life, but it seems like it might have been awesome?"

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Parisian Street Scene in Impressionist Style

Paris 1920

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Steampunk Witch in Dimly Lit Alchemist's Lab

A Victorian-era witch, adorned in intricate steampunk attire with brass goggles and leather accents, stands within a dimly lit alchemist's l...

A woman in a latex dress and heels faces scrutiny at an alien customs checkpoint, with towering structures and advanced technology. Rendered in a neon-lit, cinematic cyberpunk aesthetic.

Woman in Latex at Alien Customs, Cyberpunk Style

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This image shows a tranquil oil painting of a vibrant sunrise over a calm sea. A sailboat with a white sail, marked '13', glides across the water, bathed in the warm, luminous light of dawn.

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 A vibrant sunrise over a calm sea, with the sun's golden rays peeking directly above the horizon. A small sailboat with a prominent white s...

A serene oil painting captures a golden sunrise over a calm sea. A sailboat with the number 13 on its sail is visible, rendered with soft brushstrokes and a warm color palette.

Sunrise Over Sea With Sailboat 13 in Impressionistic Style

make a picture of which that a sun is rising above the sea.
above the sea is a boat that has a sail that says 13 
make sure none of the boat...

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This image shows a divine angelic woman with flowing red hair illuminated by cinematic light. Ethereal orbs and shimmering stars add to the awe-inspiring, high-fantasy aesthetic.

Create your own Angel of the North

Angel of the North

Angel of Light: Ethereal Beauty in Celestial Glow

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