Rocket Rodney and the Pinstripe Android Mafia

Marcos Strathum, Bot Maintenance Tech working under Plasticorp, April 14th, 2168

Let's get a few things straight here, wise guy, Rodney's the top mop, the big cheese at the rat factory, so to speak, he makes the robo mobsters, he programs them, personally, so you can forget about breaking the code of silence, because the encryption on these android gangsters is a gordian knot you'll never even scratch with the hardware you're sporting in these rundown local precincts.

He's got his fingers on the code that is running everything, fusion utilities, all the relevant municipalites are getting more bitcoin in a year out of his blacknet accounts than they're making in a lifetime on a judicial bench or senate committee, he runs this town, he runs you, though you dumb cop models aren't programmed to know it.

What you call crime, it's business in a different suit and tie. So how about you charge me or let me out of this cage, activate my lawyerbot.