Car broke down, can you help us...

Ding dong🎵 Um.. oh.. hello sir, I'm so sorry to have bothered you while you're clearly busy.. um.. cutting wood.. inside the house, with a chainsaww.. while wearing your hockey safety mask?? or whatever.. Anyway, I'm broken down just up the road, here, but upon reconsidering, rather than put you out in any way, I think ill just go back to the car & wait until morning to handle it,... Oh no no, I couldn't.. I'd feel wrong putting you all out by coning inside.. No, no.. no offense to you or your, um, daughter-wives at all... it appears you've created a lovely home, here. Well, I'll be off, then. Sorry again for interrupting your.. chores." Then I'd pretend to return to my car, but I'd actually just keep walking, & running, &I'd jump off the road into the bushes & hide whenever any cars came from the direction of the house.

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