"Somehow in my quiet contemplation, I drifted into slumber without brushing my teeth. Next thing I knew, I was somewhere near Oahu during a stormy dusk. The crashing waves echoed as I stumbled upon a rocky outcrop. There, standing broadly with wings outstretched, was Cthulhu, the ancient Eldritch god of the sea. Despite his godly aura, I could sense a profound sense of melancholy emanating from him. Cthulhu seemed lost in thought, as if pondering some weighty decision made among the other Eldritch gods. His presence was overwhelming, and I did not approach for fear of meeting my demise with one heavy strike. His roar reverberated through the air, though.
Monsters have can have hurt feelings too."