Yup. That's Cap'n Jackie. She a professional snuggle bunny. And her massages are to die for. Snicker, snicker.
And she's not insane. Nope. She's clinically discombobulated. I mean, she's totally crushed out on "DK" Andropov. Which is all the proof anyone needs to prove that she's insane. So what if she's a few years older? She is a surprisingly patient lunatic. Just ask her!
She's going to marry that boy someday. Until then, think of the mischief that these two rapscallions can get into.
Look. She's tracked him for, what, maybe two years? If that doesn't prove her loyalty...?