Is Leslie Nielsen actually the Don of the Catholic Church? ...and that bit about the Catholic nun ā I mean, really...straight to the confessional IMMEDIATELY!!!
The pope, in full regalia, sitting in an old, worn leather easy chair in a homely den, 1910 apartment window behind him with cheap drapes, pointing at a candle across the room from him and an electric bolt emitting from his pointed index finger to the candle and wildly igniting it, a newspaper in the ...