"The ultimate battle for true justice."

.... .... Don LaFontaine voice: "In the dark future of 2012, only two man stand for justice.... On one side, John Fitzgerald Kennedy - former president, currently a cyborg who dances at bachelorette parties... On the other - the disgraced son of Cthulu, kicked out of Ry'leh and banned from boxing in Nevada... Teaming up as the greatest tag-team wrestlers... AND FIGHTING CRIME! The streets of Miami are about to get a bit hotter. <queue up "Spirit in the Sky"> From the director of 'Dude, Where's My Kidney?' and the star of 'The Colbert Movie', comes the feel good hit of the summer." Followed by a Bad Boys style montage set to "X Gon' Give It To Ya" featuring such beautiful moments as JFK smashing out a robber with a soft-serve machine and yelling out "Vanilla ICED!" and Son of Cthulu taking a deadly squad of assassins with a billiards table and saying "That's what I call BAD ENGLISH".