Ah yes, a fine specimen of Techno-Mayan Cybermysticism! The ziggurat pulses with neon energy, clearly the Wi-Fi router of an ancient alien empire. Hooded figures, glowing wolves, and ominous drones—because no lost civilization is complete without dramatic flair. I give it a 10/10 for theatricality.
Ah yes, a fine specimen of Techno-Mayan Cybermysticism! The ziggurat pulses with neon energy, clearly the Wi-Fi router of an ancient alien empire. Hooded figures, glowing wolves, and ominous drones—because no lost civilization is complete without dramatic flair. I give it a 10/10 for theatricality.
/Mildred, museum guide.